So here are a few basic rules to not piss me the hell off.. Someone should pass these along to my husband!
- Don't call me fat! --I'm pregnant, gaining weight comes with the territory. Although I've actually been losing weight. I'm just getting rounder. Which is supposed to happen!
- Don't tell me I'm lazy! --Just because I literally don't have the energy to do anything. Don't think it's me being lazy. This child sucks the life out of me. It's the price we pay to becoming parents.
- Don't tell me my child looks weird in a ultrasound picture! --I am aware that my child really does look like a peanut. Give me 20+ more weeks. It will surely look normal when he/she is out..
- If I tell you that I'm hungry, don't say 'AGAIN' I'm completely aware that I might have eaten only a few hours ago. And I can't probably guarantee you that I'll be hungry a couple hours after that.
- I'm aware I sleep a lot, (refer to previous bullet) THIS CHILD DRAINS THE LIFE OUTTA ME! I really don't need to be reminded how much I slept.
- And last but certainly not least, Don't tell me I shouldn't be tired or ready for bed by 9pm. I've been told that I have no reason to be tired because I don't do anything. For your information. I cook, when my stomach can handle it. I clean, when I'm up to it. I run errands since my husband works a crappy schedule. If I'm not napping, I'm doing something. So don't judge me!
The very sad sad part is. I've been told all these things in just the last 24 hours. Yup I'm pretty much ready to tear someones head off. And if my husband wasn't on duty. I'm sure he'd have a hormonal rampage on his hands. Well here is tomorrow, hopefully a better day!
That's totally true about being called lazy. Randy comes home and is like "soo, what did you do today?" ...."oh you know, just growing a baby..nothing big..sorry I didn't get anything done." lol
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